CHAIRMAN MEOW'S
CHINESE TAKE-OUT CAT TOYS

ORDER BY DECEMBER 16 FOR CHRISTMAS DELIVERY!

Ships to US, US territories, and Canada. Other countries: Please inquire before ordering.

These distinctively cute cat toys are hand-made under Chairman Meow's "happy sweatshop" principle. Highly educated and skilled sweatshop laborers earn little to no wages, but enjoy refreshments and entertainment during the long shifts. Frequent breaks and cat-naps are encouraged, making this sweatshop a fun sweatshop!

Cats will love these beautiful toys, which are painstakingly handcrafted to Chairman Meow's strict specifications. They are filled with organic catnip and packed in attractive Chinese take-out containers. Catnip-free toys are also available for kittens and recovering catnip addicts.

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SECURE ONLINE PAYMENTS THROUGH PAYPAL. US Shipping: $1.50 to $10.00, depending on order total. Foreign orders: Additional charges apply; please inquire before ordering.

dumpling

Your cat will love to chase this beautiful, hand-knit, catnip-filled dumpling. Approximately 3" in diameter.

$12
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gyoza

This crescent-shaped catnip toy will bounce erratically, which helps improve your cat's reaction time and paw-eye coordination. Approximately 3" wide.

$15
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wonton

To the Chinese, golden wontons symbolize treasure and fortune. To the feline, it is a remarkably fun toy!

$14
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shumai

A delectable dim sum treat for your kitty!

$15
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eggroll

A big catnippy eggroll that your cat can really sink its teeth into.

$17
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fortune cookies

Made from felt, and filled with catnip and good fortune. A box of two (2) for $7, or $18 for a box of six!

2/$7

 

6/$18

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