CHAIRMAN MEOW'S
CHINESE TAKE-OUT CAT TOYS
MARCH 1, 2009:
SWEATSHOP EFFICIENCY IS AT AN ALL-TIME HIGH!
PRODUCTION IS UP 800% FROM THE DISSERTATION SLOWDOWN OF 2007
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CHAIRMAN MEOW'S |
CHINESE TAKE-OUT CAT TOYS |
MARCH 1, 2009: SWEATSHOP EFFICIENCY IS AT AN ALL-TIME HIGH! PRODUCTION IS UP 800% FROM THE DISSERTATION SLOWDOWN OF 2007 |
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These distinctively cute cat toys are hand-made under Chairman Meow's "happy sweatshop" principle. Workers earn little to no wages, but enjoy refreshments and entertainment during the long shifts. Frequent breaks and cat-naps are encouraged, making this sweatshop a fun sweatshop! Cats will love these beautiful toys, which are filled with organic catnip and packed in attractive Chinese take-out containers. Catnip-free toys are also available for kittens and recovering catnip addicts. |
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dumpling Your cat will love to chase this beautiful, hand-knit, catnip-filled dumpling. Approximately 3" in diameter. |
$10 |
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gyoza This crescent-shaped catnip toy will bounce erratically, which helps improve your cat's reaction time and paw-eye coordination. Approximately 3" wide. |
$12 |
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wonton To the Chinese, golden wontons symbolize treasure and fortune. To the feline, it is a remarkably fun toy! |
$12 |
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shumai A delectable dim sum treat for your kitty! |
$12 |
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eggroll A big catnippy eggroll that your cat can really sink its teeth into. |
$15 |
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fortune cookies Made from felt, and filled with catnip and good fortune. A box of two (2) for $6, or $15 for a box of six! |
2/$6
6/$15 |
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